William |
03-12-2004 07:43 AM |
How about...
picking up off of Bride of Chucky... Chucky and Tiff along with the baby, go on a trip to Ireland for no reason at all, where Chucky meets the Leprechaun. They instantly fall in love at first sight and conspire to kill Tiff. Tiff on the other hand finds out herself without them knowing and hires someone to protect her. That person being Mr. Clean. Mr Clean instantly gets slaughtered, so Tiff runs and finds a portal to hell somewhere. Who knows? Horror movies don't make sense anyhow.
She bumps into Freddy and Jason and asks them for help. They agree, as long as she gives them little "something on the side" afterwards. So what ensues is a battle between Chucky/Leprechaun vs. Freddy/Jason. Right when it looks like Freddy and Jason are going to win....
Andy shows up, he's fully grown and a scientist now. He's discovered a way to mind control demons/people in his laboratory and now has Micheal Myers, Ash, Leatherface, and...Pennywise from Stephen King's IT under his control. Andy seeks revenge on Chucky, but his experiment goes haywire and they all turn on Andy and kill him. They go ballistic and attack the others, which forces Chucky, Leprechaun, Freddy and Jason to team up to take on Micheal Myers, Ash, Leatherface, and Pennywise. At the end, unexpectedly, the most powerful force in all of horror rips through the horror icons and destroys them all single-handedly, crawling over the mangled bodies of everyone else, staring at the screen and grinning...Chucky's son sporting Freddy's claw and Jason's Machete in his other hand.
Okay, sucks...but I was bored and just had to.
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