Now im george bush?

No. Your'e still gay.

Oh. Well atleast we got that figured out.

Im not gay though...

Mike, you're just down on your luck. This kind of pessimism probably isn't helping. You just came out of a bad relationship, jumped into one with a psycho stalker bitch, and now you think you're never gonna meet someone?

You're finally getting your life on track. No more drinking, great job, joining the marines. I know you're happy with all that stuff, so why would you want a girl who's just gonna distract you from your goals anyway?

I want a girl thats going to follow me. They dont exist though most of them want you to spend all of your time with them and do nothing else. I just feel empty now that rose it gone and im trying to fill that empty hole in my heart (im not gay!!) thats why i went to the psycho bitch who btw left me a message today telling me shes coming up to visit me for new years:eek:

Bolt your doors! Lock your windows!




Hide your goldfish!


But, seriously, I wish you the best.

thanks. oh and btw ive already bolted my door shut, turned off all the lights and yes hid the goldfish lol. this hoebag is nuts shes probably bringing a shot gun haha...

Oh shit, I'm next hahahaha.

Shit i forgot about my canadian hottie. dont worry i wont let her touch you haha

Wicked. That seriously has to suck for you. You have my best wishes and you can even have a piece of my Mr. Goodbar, but you can't have the whole thing. :)