Actually there's been about 100000000 of these threads, but thanks for playing.

Where's Newb with his sign?

According to Chinese, my symbol is a monkey. They're not my favorite animals but at least the chimpanzees are intelligent. :p

"What's your sign?"

Did somebody throw me in a time machine, and I ended up in 1974?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer."

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem." :)

Cancer with Aquarius rising.

Saggitarius

YEar of the Rooster.

em a gemini.
i argue alot to myself and i usually win

no you don't ..
yes i do..
not
yes
do not !!
do too!!!!!!!
fuck off
you fuck off !!!

see ..i get the last word so i win all the time :o

'ahem'...
anyways..yeah em a gemini

Hah. That's kinda funny as Gemini is the conjoined twins and you just had a conversation with yourself.