u woud hear footsteps,metal clashing,and blood splattering

uh...
 

And i though I had issues...well...i do...so...FUCK YOU!

...

YAY SPAMAGE

NO.

It'd be a fucking silent movie.

silent movies are awesome. Ever see Metropolis?

michael vs jason sounds like it would be one of those GAY silent movies for deaf people!

jason would NOT get his butt kicked! sure, Myers is neat, but it would be like jason fighting a mirror!

MICHAEL would be fighting a mirror jason is a copy ("reflection") of him

No... More... Lame... Hypothetical... Horror... Battles...

"What about Leatherface versus the Critters?"

"What about Freddy versus Samara?"

"What about Michael versus Jimmy Bones?"

"What about Jason versus the Creeper?"

What about My Foot versus Your Ass?!!!

(Admission: I do have the decency to acknowledge that, no, I would not say this to someone's face... I say it all in jest to point out the foolishness of all these &%@$-ing Versus posts!

"What about Jesus versus Moses?" (That would be the most interesting out of all of these, in my opinion...)

Once again:

No... More... Lame... Hypothetical... Horror... Battles...

*FADE OUT*

(I'm afraid that I might have just added more fuel to the fire... Oh no!)