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VampiricClown 10-26-2008 11:08 AM

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The_Author 10-26-2008 11:34 AM

The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
Several People in the crowd realize the truth. The Author reaches across, and pulls off his mask, and what he reveals, shocks all.


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/ferr-1.jpg
Artist's interpretation of The Author's Face

bloodrayne 10-26-2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Author (Post 748869)
The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
Several People in the crowd realize the truth. The Author reaches across, and pulls off his mask, and what he reveals, shocks all.


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ker/ferr-1.jpg
Artist's interpretation of The Author's Face

Haha...You are such a dork :p

ferretchucker 10-26-2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 748872)
Haha...You are such a dork :p

:( :( :( :(

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bloodrayne 10-26-2008 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 748875)
:( :( :( :(

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Nooo...It's a GOOD thing...A funny, silly, adorable person :)

Well, that's MY definition of a dork anyway

ferretchucker 10-26-2008 11:48 AM

For real and for true?

bloodrayne 10-26-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 748878)
For real and for true?

Yes, absolutely


BUT...Sam (Stephen/STE/SamTheEgg) says that 'dork' is what a whale's penis is called...I've never really seen anything to validate that definition, though :)

ferretchucker 10-26-2008 12:04 PM

So I'm an adorable whale's penis?

bloodrayne 10-26-2008 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 748886)
So I'm an adorable whale's penis?

I don't use Sam's definition because, like I said, I've seen nothing to validate it...I've never seen a whale's penis either, however I somehow doubt that I would find them to be "adorable"

monalisa 10-26-2008 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 748886)
So I'm an adorable whale's penis?

With bunny ears...doooooooooon't forget the bunny ears! :p


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