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This year on Halloween, a group of right wing extremists will be handing out toothbrushes instead of candy. Do not accept toothbrushes, even if you know the person handing it out is a dentist! The toothbrushes are infected with a rare disease.
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Viagra, and other sexual stimulants and prolonging agents marketed to the elderly, were developed in an effort to breed mature citizens for a new subclass of human slavery. These "wrinkle-babies" will be used to work in fast food, and other service industries, were skill and physical prowess are not required. Eventually, they will ultimately be processed into the very food they once served. Making for the perfect utopian employee.
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Some of these are pretty good!I really like the car and toothbrush ones:)
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A Japanese Zoo owner who was obsessed with Hitchcock's "The Birds" managed to breed a type o bird that was a mix of hawk and crow that would go for humans eyes, however, the birds eventually killed him and several other workers at the zoo.
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Migraine headaches are caused a a direct result of a healthy body's attempt to reject a sick brain.
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Previous particle accelerators accidentally stumbled over a particle that was referred to as a "God particle", and subsequent tests gave them greater insight into how they work. The Large Hadron Collider was designed to study them further, and physicists have been amassing data that will prove conclusively the existance of God.
Evolution was a joke Darwin and the Pope of his time concocted to make athiests look stupid. |
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