"Dammit, Higgins, if we don't get this message to Off topic, no one will know what happened to the weather balloon."

"You're right captain, but maybe if we post it in the Database, with some penis enlargement spam, people who need penis enlargements will read it."

"That's a risk we're going to have to take, then. If Blake Menendez finds the Lost Tablets of Zoroaster, we can kiss our asses goodbye. Spam away, Higgins, and god speed!"