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"I don’t have pet peeves, I have major, psychotic hatreds.”
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"So their gonna get rid of toy guns in stores.....and their gonna keep the fuckin' real ones???!!!!"
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Can anyone recommend a decent DVD of George for me to check out?
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I honestly almost cried when I read that today.
It's weird getting to an age when you actually know the celebrity who's died. Cheers to George. My parents were huge fans and hence I grew up with botched Carlin quotes and poor impressions... But when I finally saw what they were talking about... I was blown away. A genuinely intelligent, poignant and funny man. At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. |
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i have this book, its awesome.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rkin-hesus.jpg anyone who is not familiar with george WATCH THIS!!!! it will make you a believer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o |
I forget the joke, but it was about fat people fucking.
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You're All Diseased is a riot, i highly recommend it.
"Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore, children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You know what I say? Fuck the children!" And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such fucking heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish, and it's not healthy. And don't give me all that weak shit, "Well, I love my children." Fuck you! Everybody loves their children; it doesn't make you special. : : : John Wayne Gacy loved his children. Yes, he did. That's not what I'm talking about." |
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