Lol, jesus, I didn't know there were so any freakin chuck norris jokes. I can't wait to see the new Rambo. I wonder if he has a little midget lookalike sidekick like in Meet The Spartans.









I want a little midget lookalike sidekick.....

Did you try the one from ED: Regeneration?:cool:

Yeah but.... Lets just say it didn't work out..... he had this thing about not wanting to be tossed.
Not to mention.... he had this rotting smell to him, and using him to helpme pick up chicks.... yeah not like a puppy.

You might have some luck with girls named Linda.:D

:eek: omfg, you obviously don't know about my fear of girls named Linda.... so please, never mention them again.

Chuck Norris is a dumbass. Roundhouse kicks aren't that effective. Everything you have ever known about Chuck Norris is a lie. Huckabee got ripped off.

Dude, I totally agree. Me and my father get into fights when we discuss martial art movies/shows because he for some reason has this fucked up idea in his head that Chuck Norris is the best martial artist around, not to mention that instead of calling him Chuck Norrise, he calls him Walker, which fucking infuriates me because I hate that stupid fucking show.