Happy Birthday
 

So you woke up in a bad mood ?

Did you get the Chainsaw with the Skull engraved on it ?

Happy Birthday anyway, kid . Good luck.

Probabaly not the best first thread to make and probably not a good idea to pick a fight with one of our frequent posters. But anyway, I'd have to say this thread has no meaning and is in the wrong part of the forum.

At least he's not cluttering up the general forum with it... I think it's a good, if irreverent way for him to introduce himself. Unless he's a she. Don't get all pissy, if you see something you don't like then just don't respond. Anyway, at least it's sparked some action around here. :)

Hmmm, I actually like the guy. Even if he is a bit abbrasive. I say welcome to the forums, and be careful otherwise you could get banned, I hear that the rules have become pretty strict recently.

Cheers
 

There isn't a section on comedy here . I think comedy is an important part of any drama . It relieves built up tension, and can make a point in a digestible way .

In the '60's protest songs about vietnam were all the rage . And the general populace were bored with heartfelt anti-war songs on folk guitar .
My favourite, and many others' was Country Joe and the Fish with the going-to-die ragtime classic :
" And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn ,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates ,
Ain't got time to reason why ,
Whoopie we're all gonna die !"

People bought it because it made them laugh . It's sardonic, knowing black humour made the point without depressing them .

Well, you can't get much darker than horror.
Well I hope I've made my point without depressing you.
"What is this thing called suicide ?
I pulled the trigger then I died ,
Why did I do it I dunno ,
But what a f***in' way to go ...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh ...

What a blast now ,
Is it dangerous ?
In the past now ,
Pretty brainless ..."

Smells Like Fresh Cordite - Nevermind (eh ?) / Bleach (is what they used to clean the floor)

We are VERY serious here on this forum.....no place for laughter.


if its "yuks" you want....go to ....um........haha.com...or something funny like that....I don't know.....maybe giggle.com......how about funny.com....yeah........thats the one.

Ha Ha Ha HA Ha Ha Ha
 

Really ? What, you're all Goths and Emo's here are you ? Will a smile crack your make-up ?

MOST movies have a comedic moment now and again ... from the funny one-liner to zany satire there is LOTS of room for comedy !!!

Horror is the same as any other genre ... it's just a little more extreme than some .

And you can use a movie or story to put across bigger points than you could in a convoluted script . Through analogy, satire, imagery etc

Night of the Living Dead - deals with issues of civil unrest, ineptitude of army, ie social commentary .
Dawn of the Dead - Compares zombies with mindless consumers in shopping malls.
Scream - knowing in-jokes about the slasher genre
Texas Chainsaw Massace - touches subject of human meat . Abbattoir to cannibalism not such a big jump (?)

Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !

Cheesy nOOb threads : Are they stupid? :rolleyes:

Explain please, sir !
 

Is it the threads or the newbs that are up for the intelligence test ? Sign me up for it , I got thumbs !

Newb is a HDC Vet.......You are a nOOb.
Check the spelling, Numbnuts. :)