it seemed to work out pretty well with the elevator at the end of deep red.:)

Anywho, it depends on what weapons the enemy has, and if we can change something about ourselves in this hypothetical situation. Personally, I'd try to give myself AIDS, and then I'd start spitting and vomiting on the enemy. Does that count, or do I have to do something like take whisky and a bic lighter with me?

I do believe that I've made it clear in the HDC movies that my weapon of choice would be an axe, even if I'd have to make it myself.

I think a 2x4 would be a very good way of attack. Or like in Shaun of the Dead a cricket stick.

rocks and sticks

smash a rock against another rock and you have an adz, which can be tied to a stick (with either shoelaces or fresh bark or reeds) to form a hatchet or used to sharpen sticks into spears.

I do a lot of camping and impress the kids with this kind of primitive weapon-making...we're totally prepared for the zombiepocalypse!

This question used to keep me up at night when I was a kid, alone in my room (only child)... What would happen if the folks were slaughtered downstairs and the psychopath was creeping up to my room...

I came to the conclusion that the only "weapon" in my room would be my boombox. I would have the drop on him as he came up the stairs... Then I could whack him with one of my swimming trophies... They all have marble bases, so I figured that that would definitely so some damage. Then I'd crawl out my bedroom window onto the porch roof and jump off, grasping the trophy.

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But as for now, if I were outside and without immediate weapons... Probably a garbage can lid coupled with a fencepost. That should be pretty dangerous... We have a broken metal fence outside of my apartment... I might take a piece of that. The kids downstairs also leave their Razor Scooters outside. I bet I could use one of THEM as a weapon!

Too bad us Americans don't have cricket bats. haha

The kids or the scooters?

Scooter as a weapon. Kids as a shield.

There is another game a lot of Americans play with bats... I promise.

Anyway, I guess I better start going through this thread carefully now that I'm right here by the 1st and 3rd most dangerous cities in America. :rolleyes:
What a bunch of crap that is... it's not that bad I promise.

I'd be wearing the chain necklace. I might use a brocken tree branch that is slightly sharp to stab as wel.