"Hey Christmas Tree!!" Or "Sub Zero, now plain zero." Arnie's one-liners are terribly funny.

my all time one-liner though is from christopher lambert in highlander; "hey! it's a kind of magic"


sorry, i'll stop hi-jacking the thread now.

and sho nuff, i was also thinking about 'rawhead rex'! if ever there was a movie i would have no problem with getting re-made, it would be the one starring that particular 7.5 foot flesh-eating phallic symbol. it was a terrible terrible film wasn't it, and such a good short story. books of blood weren't it? jesus i read a lot of barker now that i think about it, everything up to imajica anyway.. his tapping the vein comic books were AWESOME. if any director ever needed pre-made storyboards, look no further..

and thanks Aylmer, i fecked up the book's name, 'the hellbound heart' of course, of course. memory and motor skills fading these days!

Volume 3. Any story were the monster pisses on a priest as a baptism deserves to be retold. Scared the shit out of me.

ahahahahaaa! i'd forgotten about that bit! genius! 'have a bit o' that father.'(buddy-pretend dialogue shown) - - i loved barker much more in his pre-majic carpet phase, some of his ideas were out there

WAY out there. Great stuff though. My second favorite writer.

Yea how can you go from Interview w/a vampyre to that, good book with a film that was horribly executed.

best i can remember is Christine, the worst by FAR is "IT"