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scarecrow666 08-22-2007 12:34 PM
Anyone else got any jokes? Maybe some American jokes.........Common lets hear some funnies.:D

novakru 08-22-2007 12:46 PM
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine" he told her.
She asked," how long will it be before I can have a normal sex life doctor?"
The surgeon seemed alarmed.

"What's the matter doctor? I will be alright, won't I?"

He replied," yes, you'll be ok, I just never heard anyone ask that after getting their tonsils out."

bloodrayne 08-22-2007 04:29 PM
@ Scarecrow

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...24523469_1.jpg
:D

Angra 08-22-2007 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by novakru (Post 622216)
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine" he told her.
She asked," how long will it be before I can have a normal sex life doctor?"
The surgeon seemed alarmed.

"What's the matter doctor? I will be alright, won't I?"

He replied," yes, you'll be ok, I just never heard anyone ask that after getting their tonsils out."


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http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...bleweedkj3.jpg

massacre man 08-22-2007 04:50 PM
I got the "teeving" one, that's it.

bloodrayne 08-22-2007 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by missmacabre (Post 622204)
light humour as in not very funny?
HaHa...That was funnier than the 'jokes'

It's like a commercial...

"LIGHT Humor...Now with 99% less funny"...:D

scarecrow666 08-22-2007 11:36 PM
OK MY BAD.
I forget that the good people of the United Kingdoms of Englandland have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE WORLD.........PERIOD.

You Americans do try....I bless you all for trying.

Prove me wrong. Prove to the world how funny Americans could be.;) :D

enquvist 08-23-2007 03:10 AM
I got some unfunny ones?? *sound of crickets* :(

massacre man 08-23-2007 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scarecrow666 (Post 622341)
OK MY BAD.
I forget that the good people of the United Kingdoms of Englandland have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE WORLD.........PERIOD.

You Americans do try....I bless you all for trying.

Prove me wrong. Prove to the world how funny Americans could be.;) :D
The Simpsons.

newb 08-23-2007 07:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scarecrow666 (Post 622341)
OK MY BAD.
I forget that the good people of the United Kingdoms of Englandland have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE WORLD.........PERIOD.

You Americans do try....I bless you all for trying.

Prove me wrong. Prove to the world how funny Americans could be.;) :D
You can find many jokes in this thread------> http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...ighlight=drama


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