I would play a small but memorable role as the crotchety old curmudgeon who lives in an old shack and constantly mumbles about how nobody pays attention to him, how he knows exactly what's going on but nobody will listen to him, etc. Probably a groundskeeper.

Perfect actor toplay me would be the wonderful Roberts Blossom.

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Okay,okay,okay...... I'll.. be the hero. :cool:


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Hero: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?

Bartender: Yeah. Who the hell are you?

Hero: I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass.............

The monkey is always the hero. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that monkeys are always the hero. sheesh

I'd be the guy that comes in, armed to the teeth and says, "I'm not doing this alone. You're either with me, or you're dead".

Simple enough.

I would play the stoner that meets my demise by engaging in premarital sex with Jessica Biel the hot Camp Counselor. :cool:

What a way to go. :D

I'll be the forum's young, dedicated psychiatrist who is shocked that the forum broke out of the institution and pursues it with only, pluck, moxie and a six foot claymore, all the while making cryptic remarks about its origin to the hero and heroine. Then I'll wrestle the forum off a roof and as I get dragged away in an ambulance I'll mumble "it survived, you have to look in the dumpster...it survived..."

No doubts who I ll be.

The badass with an attitude who walks in after the hero gets killed...and stays around to save the day for the survivors (losing a hand in the process)...and whom the heroine kisses in the end...amidst loud cheers of..."Hail To The King!!";)

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I'd come in, make a smartass comment (probably insulting somebody in the process), kill somebody (good or bad, doesn't matter), and then I'd be gone again.

MONKEY. I am the monkey.

NICEDOG. Whoopah! Pah, pah!!

MONKEY. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. (stumbles away)

NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH!

I would rather play a hero that lasts longer than... nm, dont want to spoil anything....

I would be the smart trustworthy guy who turns out to be a dangerous sociopath by then end, although it will have nothing to do woith th eplot, and I;m just there to throw you off the scent.