Originally Posted by AmericanManiac (Post 599111)

hmmmm...... The only think I could tell you is get a few friends and go on a roadtrip halfway across the country. Your more likely to find these in the southern area, I could be wrong though. Try doing a google search as well, that may help you out.

Originally Posted by Shazbut (Post 604708)

Just stick to some ground rules, okay?

1. Dont get gooey eyed over any pretty girls/boys and follow them home.
2. Dont say anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to piss any locals off.
3. If someone tries to hitch a lift with you, regardless of how sexy/desperate they appear, dont let them in the car.
4. Always,always make sure you have enough fuel in the car.
5. If you see anyone dressed in clown gear/makeup - turn the car round and go home.
6. If you see any water towers and or windmills - turn the car round and go home.
7. If you see any homesteads with hundreds of abandoned cars in the yard - turn the car round and go home.
8. If you see any dead animal, skulls, teeth, baby rattles, anything remotely weird as a windchime/mobile - turn the car round and go home.
9. When asking for directions to or from a place, DO NOT ask the sweet, lil' ol' man sitting on his own outside a rundown gas station.
10. Take plenty of provisions - guns, ammo, knives, axes, machetes, grenades, tank, bullet/knife-proof jackets, helmets and goggles. Of course doing this may make you a target for anyone up for a real challenge :p so be discreet.
11. Take food and water - I havent seen one person in the movies eat or drink - and have concluded it's simply down to insufficient hydration and sustenance that causes their demise.

Bon Voyage :D

Originally Posted by Shazbut (Post 604708)

Just stick to some ground rules, okay?

1. Dont get gooey eyed over any pretty girls/boys and follow them home.
2. Dont say anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to piss any locals off.
3. If someone tries to hitch a lift with you, regardless of how sexy/desperate they appear, dont let them in the car.
4. Always,always make sure you have enough fuel in the car.
5. If you see anyone dressed in clown gear/makeup - turn the car round and go home.
6. If you see any water towers and or windmills - turn the car round and go home.
7. If you see any homesteads with hundreds of abandoned cars in the yard - turn the car round and go home.
8. If you see any dead animal, skulls, teeth, baby rattles, anything remotely weird as a windchime/mobile - turn the car round and go home.
9. When asking for directions to or from a place, DO NOT ask the sweet, lil' ol' man sitting on his own outside a rundown gas station.
10. Take plenty of provisions - guns, ammo, knives, axes, machetes, grenades, tank, bullet/knife-proof jackets, helmets and goggles. Of course doing this may make you a target for anyone up for a real challenge :p so be discreet.
11. Take food and water - I havent seen one person in the movies eat or drink - and have concluded it's simply down to insufficient hydration and sustenance that causes their demise.

Bon Voyage :D

Originally Posted by Shazbut (Post 604708)

Just stick to some ground rules, okay?

1. Dont get gooey eyed over any pretty girls/boys and follow them home.
2. Dont say anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to piss any locals off.
3. If someone tries to hitch a lift with you, regardless of how sexy/desperate they appear, dont let them in the car.
4. Always,always make sure you have enough fuel in the car.
5. If you see anyone dressed in clown gear/makeup - turn the car round and go home.
6. If you see any water towers and or windmills - turn the car round and go home.
7. If you see any homesteads with hundreds of abandoned cars in the yard - turn the car round and go home.
8. If you see any dead animal, skulls, teeth, baby rattles, anything remotely weird as a windchime/mobile - turn the car round and go home.
9. When asking for directions to or from a place, DO NOT ask the sweet, lil' ol' man sitting on his own outside a rundown gas station.
10. Take plenty of provisions - guns, ammo, knives, axes, machetes, grenades, tank, bullet/knife-proof jackets, helmets and goggles. Of course doing this may make you a target for anyone up for a real challenge :p so be discreet.
11. Take food and water - I havent seen one person in the movies eat or drink - and have concluded it's simply down to insufficient hydration and sustenance that causes their demise.

Bon Voyage :D

Originally Posted by Shazbut (Post 604708)

Just stick to some ground rules, okay?

1. Dont get gooey eyed over any pretty girls/boys and follow them home.
2. Dont say anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to piss any locals off.
3. If someone tries to hitch a lift with you, regardless of how sexy/desperate they appear, dont let them in the car.
4. Always,always make sure you have enough fuel in the car.
5. If you see anyone dressed in clown gear/makeup - turn the car round and go home.
6. If you see any water towers and or windmills - turn the car round and go home.
7. If you see any homesteads with hundreds of abandoned cars in the yard - turn the car round and go home.
8. If you see any dead animal, skulls, teeth, baby rattles, anything remotely weird as a windchime/mobile - turn the car round and go home.
9. When asking for directions to or from a place, DO NOT ask the sweet, lil' ol' man sitting on his own outside a rundown gas station.
10. Take plenty of provisions - guns, ammo, knives, axes, machetes, grenades, tank, bullet/knife-proof jackets, helmets and goggles. Of course doing this may make you a target for anyone up for a real challenge :p so be discreet.
11. Take food and water - I havent seen one person in the movies eat or drink - and have concluded it's simply down to insufficient hydration and sustenance that causes their demise.

Bon Voyage :D

Originally Posted by corpse_grinder (Post 612913)

Don't forget # 12. If one of your mates should fall ... Dont be a hero!! Its a dog eat dog world ... EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!:D