Yeah, been rung up several times by nieces and nephews and my little girl.

The other day we took her to t-ball tryouts where they have to field a ground ball, throw it to first and also hit the ball before the coaches set the teams. Well the coach positioned her to hit righty, and I forgot to tell him that she hits lefty, so she takes her swing and ......bam. :eek:

Yes she hit it like she was hitting lefty, wham he doubles over.

The wife got it on video, I felt bad for the guy. :D

baby bit, blood drew. the end.

children are terrible people. I hate kids. Hate them. I've had nightmares involving me having kids.


And, yes, I'm still planning on getting snipped. But getting Customer and Not Just a Cardboard Box done took priority on life stuff, and getting tested for diabetes is taking priority for medical stuff, so I dunno when it'll be.

I forgot about how you were going to do that. Better you than me dude :p

That one on you tube?

Same here,also my Daughter likes to throw in the odd Head butt just for laughs.

my nieces 1 yr old has issues ..
she likes to kick ppl or throw things at them.

Hmmm.. Been puked on recently... And not spit up, full on body-heave throw up. Not her fault though, she was really sick.

Once she started wearing sneakers, she was also the right height to plant kicks right in my crotch. Got head-butted yesterday on accident, right in the nose. Been clawed....



The worst i have witnessed though was Lily trying to stand up, so she grabbed the closest thing she could find, latched on with all her strength and pulled. It was Bree's boob. I have never seen a look of pain like that on my wife's face before, not even when she was giving birth to Lily....

Hit in the nuts on numerous occasions, hit with random flying objects, got pissed on several times when Zach was a baby, puked on more times than I can count.....And just think I to go through it three more times lol :D

At once, no less.