...when it's that time of the month

I have long curly hair (should be an easy one)

At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!

I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.

for future erectile problems





my nose is kinda cute

Shame about the rest of the face

I have a sparkeling personality

thats only because your wife allows you to have one.




my friends say em good at communicating with strangers

That's what happens when you boil someone


I'm a good mom

untill your on the internet posting on a forum



my armpits smell like right-gaurd natrually

Too bad they're made out of people's tendons. Oh wait, wrong type of threads. Oh well.


My legs are long.

Yeah, that's what all the guys at the truck stop say


I have long hair

when standing next to a newborn baby.


I have good facial expressions