i feel the same way, i dont even want my iguana anymore

Dont have kids.

my mom tells me the same thing

You don't like it, don't read it anymore.

I really love babies, but who doesn't? damn god's cruel design to promote breeding.

I already told my mother I'm not having kids out of spite though. Apparantly I'm selfish and I'll want kids when I meet the right person (reason why I'm never talking to my mother again for as long as I live, I'm also going to try to have something in my will to have her kept out of my funeral if possible)

you plan on dying first

I can't see her dying, nothing short of super cancer is going to take down the mega bitch.