Ever think about joining the army?

You'd be free to kill all kinds of people. :)

And get paid for it too!

I never got too, not that I joined to kill.I thought uncle Sam was going to take care of me down the line.That was a load of bullshit.:rolleyes: All recruiters should be murder(lying bastards).:mad:

All military should be abolished.

if i was a murderer, id target celebrities in alphabetical order

How about freelance hitman then you can choose who you whack and get paid for it?

Nobody here has really annoyed me enough to warrant the effort.
I don't particularly ponder killing anyone all that much...although sometimes, on a hot day, walking through a crowded area, I think about just yknow, punching the shit outta just about everyone...stupid people that do shit like walk in groups of 3-4 right beside eachother, or have the good idea to stop and have a conversation at the top of a moving escalator or at entrances and exits, anyone that lights up while walking right in front of me, screaming kids that run around like fucking retards while their clearly "not yet ready for parenthood" late teenaged parents that pop out fucking multiples before the age of 20 just let them run around screaming while they talk on their mobile phones...their kid runs into you, cops a knee in the head, and YOU'RE the asshole...fuck all that.
Yeah...my murder list isn't that specific, more like just moments where I feel I could just fucking GTA-style the general population. I guess at least they couldn't say it was pre-meditated, hm?

You just made it pre-meditated...

There's no how, when, or who...or clear and specific intention.
I think I'm good.

You'd still be in quite a bit of trouble...lol.