Hello? ......Hello?!

Hello? Who is it?

It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table, whose castle is this?

This is the castle of my master, Du eiut of lalamba!

Go and tell your master that we have been charged by god, with a sacred quest. If you will give us food and shelter for
the night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail.

Well, i'll ask him but i dont think he will be very keen! Uh, he's already got one you see!

WHAT!?! He says they already got one!

Are you sure he's got one?

Oh yes its a very nice! uh i told them we already got one! hehe (snickers behind wall)

Well, uh, can we come up and have a look?

OF COURSE not! You are english Type!

Well what are you then!?

I'm french! Why do you think i have this outragious accent you silly king!

What are you doing in England?

Mind your own buisness!

If you are will not show us the grail, we shall have to take your castle by force!

You dont frighten us you English pig dogs!

Go and boil your bottoms! Son of a silly person!

I'll blow my nose at you, so called Arthur king! You and all your silly English cunnnnnnnnnigits!
TTHPPBPBB!!(making fart nosies with tongue)

What a strange person.....

Now look her my good man..

I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

NO! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

I don't have a job, so I've only got somewhere between 400 and 500 DVDs

Don't feel bad urge, I have an addiction also. It isn't as bad as yours considering I only own 350 DVDs but when I get money the first thing that pops into my head is, go to EB Games and get DVDs 3 for $10 or go to Wal-Mart and check out the $5.50 bin.

It's quite sad.

Sell 'em all (except maybe the lasar discs) you'll feel soooo much better! A routine purge is good for the soul...of course you'll ignore me, but I had to say it.

Don't let your possessions own you.

I have 5 dvds, it's really starting to get out of control.

Jacob's Ladder
The Breakfast Club
Dawn of the Dead
The Shining
Seven

I used to own The Crow, have no idea what happened to it. I guess it's for the best, one less DVD I have to keep track of. :p

original. :cool:

is this a bragging party? can anyone join in?

hold a horror fest..
charge ppl to come watch your movies..
and stop buying them :p

I can't stop buying DVD's!


If I don't buy at least ten or more each week I get very DEPRESSED.:(