Lmao:d :d :d

SEE? It's gold!


That one does have a fence though.

I ask myself
how come the sun is not spelled son
and son is not spelled sun

How come the word 'me' is prounounced me
but when you add a couple more letters in front the 'e' becomes silent.??
whats a silent letter anyway.
and why on earth do woodchucks chuck wood in the 1st place..
wouldn't it be easier just to carry them.?
Who said mother nature calls when you want to urinate..?
why don't you just say..em going to urinate'
and why is it called urinate..why not just say..em going to pee'.?
and why compare a pee when we already have peas..
so do you say pee soup or pea soup..

ahhhhh now em going to be awak all night with this.

Wouldnt that be a more appropriate masturbation reference?

i have always loved the observation that they are called "fingers" but they dont "fing".


If involuntary is the opposite of voluntary, and indestructable is the opposite of destructable, is the opposite of intelligent, telligent?

Why are most smart asses so dumb?

Why do people like rattan furniture? especially in shorts... its like sitting on a basket, or a bundle of sticks.

I was once working in a pub on christmas day when this guy walks in and asks me what day its is!?I found that a pretty strange question.
He didnt even look like George c Scott!

If you get enough of them together.

I too have contemplated rather odd things...Such as:

When the question came up about Zombies killing 75% of the population...

I was considering just how important human beings really are anyway...I mean think about it...How much would the world change if we (as individuals) were gone?...

As for myself:

Only 5 people in this entire world think they need me...and out of those 5, only 1 really does

I mean seriously...Consider how insignificant we really are...

Hmm





Heh...It's like we're all stoned or something

and why did they name a creature after the male genital?

do males penis's go cock-a-doodle-doo when they are about
to have sex.??

LMAO..now wouldn' that be hilarious.

Well...They certainly stand up and stretch their neck out like they're GONNA say cock-a-doodle-doo...And they also have a tendency to wake people up


Hmm...maybe that's where the term came from ;)

Maybe you are, but i am. Not.