#11 - for the masochist :

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire .."

#12 - for Bigloader :

"santa clause is coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming coming and coming

to town"

#13 - for the office asskisser :

"rudolph the brown nose reindeer"

Maybe that would work better "for the sadist." I dunno.:o

i guess it depends on if Chet was doing it himself - or someone was doing it for him..

True... or if it was being done too him, not just by some one else if you follow my meaning.

There should be one for synesthesia so I can have one on there

12 days of christmas

For the neurotic

Santa Claus is comin' town! Santa Claus is...oh my god are the Christmas tree lights on? Are the cookies out? What's the date on the milk? Where the hell are the stockings?


I was thinking that I should own up to that one.:)

For the nihilist:

Silver Bells, Go to Hell, Fuck this whole world, Burn the city

Leave me alone, just go home, the human race is all shitty...