You got some nasty DOITY ideas man...shit, that's funny stuff.
I get you though man, don't think you need to elaborate on your sex/party story anymore, eh? it's cool that you wanted to put my character in there so I'd relate to the story better...but....it's cool, now I know how you get down.
;)

I like to party, with my pants off,
When my dick gets hard, smack it, it'll go soft,
I suck blood, outa tampon,
I'm nasty as the mother fucking ground that I stand on

That's not what your mama your daddy and the great dane told everyone.:eek:
Don't worry though I won't tell everyone about what you did with the eight year old chinese boys. I know how your trying to lay low .

for a new member with a whole 76 posts you sure as hell got one mighty thorn shoved up your ass.

Understand em a non drinker..
its funnier watching these kinds of shit when your sober..

Last year..2 of my relatives wives got into it at a 21st..
started of with war of the words
em talking every cussing bitch word you could ever imagine..
anyways..both of them drunk as hell ..both of them fat s fuck..
then out came the fists..
one threw a punch and hit herself in the face..then she started screaming..'OMG..
em shooing youse ass for insulting me in the face'
The other one was standing there ;;throwing her arms around..hitting nothing but air..then she stopped...huffed and puffed..sweat pouring from her head..and she started throwing her fists again...still hitting nothing.
Then they belly busted each other and were rolling all over the floor.
every now and then they stopped to catch thier breaths...then start over again.
I tell ya..the other family members were trying to soothe them down..telling them shit like..its alright..blah blah blah..
Me and my mates and some of the cousins were in the corner fucking cracking up to a point we almost cried.
The next day ..neither of them believed us untill we showed them the video shots..

That's funny that sounds just like what your mama told you on your first sex talk

:rolleyes:
Maybe come back sometime after you've turned 10, hm?

see fuckwit ..grow some pubies before playing with the big kids

shit em hungry..
'raids the fridge'

Hey newperson. Shut ya mouth up already cos all I see coming out is shit. I see a ban coming for this motherfucker. :D


Party hey...Never liked the big group thing, but have held a few small dinner partys.
One party I did go to in highschool ended up being rather funny. Didn't know anyone except for the person who invited me. About 6 of us ended up going home with injurys due to multiple things breaking and us all crashing to the floor haha. Some of us had fallen down some stairs, few broken cups and plates, the hammock busted, the trampoline tipped over then we tried again and it just decided to collapse haha.
I ended up with a bad ass sore back and my elbows a bit scratched up. Overall the night wasnt too bad. Especially considering we were 14yrs old. We had the best laugh at school for the next week about how we all broke a few things at this persons house.

I can make ya food..Tonight for dinner we have honey soy chicken wings, our style :P 2morro chicken, mushroom and sourcream, our style also hehe. Come on over. :)

aw man!!
thnx ..'mumbles' :o