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It had some great gore, I'll give it that. I have a hard time with people telling me I need to see it because that's what really happened. They take their young children to see this. Great. Let them watch Caligula, too. That's how it really happened:rolleyes:
Rather than get into a debate, I'll offer a few points. I thought the FX were amazing. Definately a beautiful movie to look at. I really don't think it was a good movie, though. It's definately for a niche crowd. If it's not an exploitation flick, I don't know what is. |
"Nail some sense into him !!!!!"
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Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life... |
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i was trying to find a pic of the guy hanging on the wall ("nail some sense into him !!, crucifiction's too good for the likes of him") but couldnt :( |
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i think so .. i loved that guy .. all jealous because brian was going to get crucified .. and was spat on :) Prisoners: Oah! Ouhoh! Brian: Aie! Jailor I: Hehehe! Brian: Auh! Jailor I: Huhuhe! Prisoner: You lucky bastard! Brian: Who's that? Prisoner: You lucky, lucky bastard! Brian: What? Prisoner: Probably the little jailies' pet, aren't we? Brian: What do you mean? Prisoner: You must have slipt him a few shekels, eh? Brian: Slipt him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face! Prisoner: Oh, ohoh, what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face? I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face. Brian: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles! Prisoner: Manacles! Ohuuhoh...what idea of reaving; is to be allowed to put in manacles, just for a few hours. They must think a sun shines out your arse, sonny! Brian: Oh, lay off me, I've had a hard time! Prisoner: You've had a hard time!? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday! So don't you come 'round... Brian: All right, all right! Prisoner: They must think you're lord God Almighty. Brian: What will they do to me? Prisoner: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. Brian: Crucifixion?! Prisoner: Yeah. First offense. Brian: Get away with crucifixion?! It's... Prisoner: Best thing the Romans ever did for us. Brian: What? Prisoner: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess. Brian: Guard! Prisoner: Nail 'em up I say! Brian: Guard! Prisoner: Nail some sense into 'em! Jailor I: Hahrkhm...what do you want? Brian: I want you to move me to another cell. Jailor I: Hah! Ptui! [Spit] Brian: Aehw! Prisoner: Oh! Look at that! Bloody favouritism! Jailor I: Shut up, you! Prisoner: Sorry! Jailor I: Huah! Huhuhu... Prisoner: Now take my case. They hang me up here five years ago. Every night they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up again. Which I guard as very fair, in view of what I've done. And if nothing else, it has taught me to respect the Romans, and it has taught me that you'll never get anywhere in this life, unless you are prepared to do a fair day's work for a fair day's... Brian: Oh, shut up! Jailor I: Here. Centurion: Pilate wants to see you! Brian: Me? Centurion: Come on! Brian: Pilate? What does he want to see me for? Centurion: I think he wants to know which way you want to be crucified. Prisoner: Oh, hahahaha, haha! Nice one, centurion! Like it, like it. Centurion: Shut up! Prisoner: Right, right. Terrific race, the Romans! Terrific. |
I was really surprised by this movie, especially the flaying scene. Plus Satan was very creepy, and the moments with him sure felt like they belonged to a horror movie.
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