Originally Posted by Kemal (Post 496408)

This place needs an ignore function.

Originally Posted by bigloader (Post 496353)

Halloween can't come fast enough.

Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 496455)

And apparently neither can you!

Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 496455)

And apparently neither can you!

Originally Posted by trippin_the_rif (Post 496450)

Originally Posted by bigloader (Post 496393)

i would love to do something that elaborate, unfortunately I don't have the resources right now to make that work. As it stands, I only have one armhole on the costume, so my other arm is inside. I have a combo pastry bag/squirt bottle that I am using and I have the tip fastened to the hole in the top of the penis head, so all that i do is reach up with my interior habd and squeeze. The thing is that I don't want to use whipped cream b/c I think that it will cheapen the realism of the costume. I was thinking about talking to the owners of a local horse farm this weekend to see if it would be possible to get some other more "realistic" substance to shoot out. I really want to make a splash with this thing and there is no way I'm going to use whipped cream. That would never get enough of a rise out of people to suit my tastes.
I've been practicing my busted load grunts the past few days and I've got it down perfect. I can't wait. I think I may take some spots where I hide in some bushes, then jump out and shoot a load on people and take off. It's gonna be priceless.

Originally Posted by bigloader (Post 498624)

I went to the grocery store in my costume a few hours ago and I got some really weird looks... Why does everyone seem to have a stick up their ass?

Originally Posted by bigloader (Post 498735)

Why would anyone ever have to "grow out" of thinking that six foot penises are funny? This is exactly what I am talking about. You should have seen the rude looks I was getting at the store today when my costume "ejaculated". People just need to lighten up...