Guys, I have to be a cheerleader about this: Support Halloween!
Get out there and attend those attractions. Drag your friends along. Buy pumpkin everythings. Pass out candy, treats, plastic goodies. Advertise Halloween! Take care of it and it will take care of you. Get out there and do your part! If you can't spend money, draw a jack-o-lantern on a napkin and tape it to your window. Advertise--buy--sell--get out and yell. Make Halloween commercially viable in any way you can by both spending money and encouraging people's interest in it.

We still have about ONE WEEK. Get out there and make it count. It's the only horror-themed holiday, it kicks ass, and it deserves the support of the horror community. Doing good work for Halloween will make you a happier person.

Without being too mercinary, might I suggest listening to Halloween radio to get in the mood?

Yes, yes, your radio stationthing is a good start!

I would spend the entire night - a week if necessary - in any so-called Haunted House without even getting scared, or shitting my pants.

No payment necessary - if I saw a ghost, I'd maybe find Jesus, Or Santa.

Can you get paid for staying in these so-called Haunted "Gay" Houses?

:confused:

I think some of them have big gay boat rides.

If you see a ghost, Pr3ssur3, I would recommend becoming Neo-Pagan.:D :D

Old jokes...

We have some Haunted attractions in my area, the problem is they are filled with middle school kids acting retared and rubbing up on each other:mad:

No-no-no-no! You've got to do subtle research to find the really haunted places. You've got to get some ol' timer mumbling to you... "Well... I'll tell you what they used to say about this one place when I was young as you. Now don't you be goin' up there at night by yourself because this one time me and my friend Cliff..."

Support Halloween! Hug a Witch... A real Witch (Because if it weren't for our Foremothers and fathers there wouldn't be a Halloween).

here here !

i dont know if i'd want to be known for a guy who stays in them .. sooner or later the people pulling the levers will become over zealous and actually stab you in frustration.

the only thing to fear from a 'hunted house' is the threat of lime disease from mouse shit.

The only one I know of around here is one that a fraternity at the local university does every year. It seems fairly popular, and they donate the money they raise to Habitat for Humanity.