Why's it Swedish? does the Enlarger come free with Volvo emergency break down kit?

No, because it gets naked - and is kinky as fuck.

I once had a girlfriend who looked like the blonde one out of ABBA. You know - 'Benny'?

Shanks, it's an Austin Powers reference.

Beard induced scrotum rash?

I've heard that's worst kind of scrotum rash to get. Even the ointment doesn't help much.

Mum's still itchin' after the visit?

I'm American. A mum is just a flower to me.

Nice try though. 'A' for effort.

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Why is it that when I post, it just gives me the same amount I already have?

The other threads don't. :mad: