No
No
A Bit
The Sea
Nothing
No
No
Neither, it's dead.
because. wool only shrinks when it is wet and then dried with heat.

Probably. it stops aging, not death
Nothing. by the time they hit the speed of light, they become energy, at which point, he doesnt have headlights.

Who called the fun nazis?

Why do only dogs get a swimming stroke named after them? Loads of animals swim.

Why do old men have hair growing out of their ears? What's it for?

Why don't Cheese and Onion crisps (chips for you in the US) taste at all of cheese?

Why don't women have as much body hair as men, female monkeys have the same as males.

Why don't pubic hairs grow really long?

Who decided pop songs (and most others) have to have a repetitive chorus?

Whats the point of cats piss glowing under black light?

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, will it still give you splinters if you sit on it to take a crap?

What is the sound of one hand punching you in the face?
I punched a drunk woman last week in front of my apartment,
and I hit her so hard it sounded like I open hand slapped her.
We've been debating ever since.

:)

hey, they were asked, i answered. :p


Olivia, that was a good punch. the really good ones sound like they hurt :)

LOL the police even complimented it after they interviewed her.
I guess she's caused a lot of trouble.:p

What do you take if you're allergic to antihistamines?

You take out a life insurance policy.

LOL


what do zombies eat when there's no live food left? not exactly gonna 'die out' are they :D

Then they learn to use a can opener.:p