LOL...I'm betting on both of them to be completely goofy :D




I WIN!!!!


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Yeah...I stole your 'Woo Hoo'...You want some o' this?...huh?...HUH?


Heh...Did anyone else hear Bruce Campbell there?

IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE IT'S ALIVE 75
WEIGHING IN AT ........ HELL I DON'T KNOW








IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE ZERO
AKA "THA MONKEY MAN"


OK GUYS LET'S MAKE THIS A CLEAN FIGHT!


LMAO!!!! LET'S GET IT ON:cool:

winner takes on Uwe Boll?

excused my tardiness. . . i was busy combing my sperm out of IA's mother's back-hair. . . which, to be totally honest, was a huge task. IA, my man, you should probably borrow someone's lawnmower and hack some of that stuff down.

as for a battle of wits between me and Iowa's 'finest' (and i say that with all the utter contempt and disrespect it deserves), well. . .

i could have a more invigorating debate with a wet kleenex.

i could have a more challenging battle of wits with a slightly moldy eggplant.

to be honest, i think IA is at his best when he's hitting on underage HDC members (which would be illegal except in Iowa it is required by state law) or when he's just randomly typing obscenities.

indeed, after all that inbreeding, i'm just impressed he can type anything at all - of course, it must be difficult to wipe up all his drool from the keyboard, but hell, his mom has to do something in between my charitable visits.

and if you think IA is going to even be competition to me. . . well you'd better cut back on the hooch old man because your last few brain cells are starting to fizzle.

Wazzit youse r taking boot..........fuking minkey.......whas mu beer.....moduerfuker...KIK HES ASS AE74

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gid dammit. SHUT UP

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shut up shut up

Sorry it took so long to reply everybody, I was busy talking to a girl my age instead of masturbating to her from a distance like Zero.

Zero, you and my mom hooked up? Good for you, cuz she's a single lady... I'm happy you two found each other. It's good to see you OLD people still being able to have functioning relationships and sex lives... y'know, while you still can. After that your body starts shutting down, and you can see your own dilapidated, withered existence... start thinking about all the mistakes you made in your life, all the great things that passed you by... then the mind goes, and you don't really know anything anymore. Than you die. So good luck being happy with someone before you grow wrinkled, depressed and senile (which... is pretty soon, isn't it Zero?)

As for talking to wet kleenexes and eggplants, I always thought only crazy people did that. So good luck debating inanimate objects I guess...

And yes, you're totally right about the drooling in the keyboard thing. I'm trying really hard to fix that actually, but it's hard........ because your wife's porn website is just so fucking HOT. Seriously, the movie where she takes it in the ass from those two drugged-up horses was brilliant. I didn't have enough energy left to look at the one where she's getting scalded with hot buckets of water while she masturbates, it was too much. (She... she may need some serious help, Zero...)

So I'm gonna go off and drink with my friends on a Friday night. Good luck paying bills, watching TV or typin' on the ol' internet alone (cuz your wife's some sort of super-violent porn again.)

Youse tel em AI77.........FARGING APEBOUY

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