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makemebad 09-16-2006 08:40 AM

Eremy has so many lines in TCM remake

"I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies."

crabapple 09-16-2006 09:28 AM

REGGIE:

Okay, I see it, I see it all now...what we gotta do, is we gotta snag that Tall Dude...and stomp the shit out of him, and then we'll find out what's goin' on up there! YEAH, yeah, we'll lay that sucker out FLAT and drive a stake right through his GODDAMN HEART!



MIKE:

You gotta be shittin' me, man, that mother's STRONG!!

chatter_box 09-16-2006 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roderick Usher
"There coming to get you Bahbara"
NOTLD


[Haha, I love it when Ed uses that line in Shaun of The Dead!!! :p]

It's a bit long but these are my favourite lines from House of 1000 Corpses:

Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl: Two...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl: Three...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo grandma!

makemebad 09-17-2006 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crabapple
REGGIE:

Okay, I see it, I see it all now...what we gotta do, is we gotta snag that Tall Dude...and stomp the shit out of him, and then we'll find out what's goin' on up there! YEAH, yeah, we'll lay that sucker out FLAT and drive a stake right through his GODDAMN HEART!



MIKE:

You gotta be shittin' me, man, that mother's STRONG!!

lol that is a good one to!

the_real_linda 09-19-2006 04:47 AM

Linda: Hey Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

(evil dead)

Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

(evil dead2)

Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

(army of darkness)


Otis: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

Otis: There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

(devils rejects)


Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranium blowout!

(braindead)


Officer Thomas Gucci: What's it gonna be, city boy? I can put you in jail, or you can go home.
Christopher DaSilva: And that's your definition of justice, huh?
Officer Thomas Gucci: Many different forms of justice, Chris. See, you got man's, God's and even the devil's. Certain forms you just can't control.

(silent hill) its not the line its the fact that he goes home....what about his family? makes me laugh every time...complete wuss! (there wasnt meant to be any male characters in silent hill anyways....i knew sean bean felt out of place.)

newb 09-19-2006 08:14 AM

"You're one ugly motherfucker"....Arnold to Predator.



The Thing

"You gotta be fucking kidding"
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tarcher80 09-19-2006 08:26 AM

girl: "so what now?"
guy: "why don't i eat out your pussy?"

- shark attack 3

the_real_linda 09-19-2006 08:27 AM

Kirsty Cotton: You can go to hell!
Female Cenobite: We can't. Not alone.

(hellraiser)

Pinhead: How can it send us back, child? We're already here... and so are you!


Skinless Julia: Now all we need... is skin.


(hellraiser 2)



Dorothea: What ARE you?
Nix: A man who wanted to become a god... then changed his mind.

(lord of illusions)

crazy raplh 09-19-2006 05:39 PM

"dig him does he think I'm a fart head" Friday the 13th part 6

I'm sorry, I'm so damn sorry" My bloody valintine.

Punishment is absoulute" sielent night deadly night.

" first sin is intercourse" Carrie,

I could go all night.

Roderick Usher 09-20-2006 12:31 PM

"This...is my BOOM stick"
Army of Darkness

"Sup, niggas"
Shaun of the Dead

'A naked American man stole my balloons"
An American Werewolf in London

"Man, do I look like an icky-ologist to you?"
Bubba Ho-Tep


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