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Roderick Usher 08-15-2006 04:34 PM

getting mad at Uwe Boll for making yet another shit film is like getting mad at Lucy for pulling the football away from Charlie Brown - it's what he does.

Like the scorpion and the frog - he'll fuck you everytime.

VampiricClown 08-15-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Roderick Usher
getting mad at Uwe Boll for making yet another shit film is like getting mad at Lucy for pulling the football away from Charlie Brown - it's what he does.

Like the scorpion and the frog - he'll fuck you everytime.

Good point...:confused:

Elvis_Christ 08-15-2006 05:08 PM

Yay.... another Uwe Boll bashing thread :rolleyes: like this hasn't been done a million fucking times. Who cares. He's shit, blah, blah he should stop making horror movies blah, blah.

Despare 08-15-2006 09:34 PM

Not only is he making a Postal movie but he challenged reviewers who wrote disparaging remarks about his films to fight him. He'll televise the boxing matches and include some of the footage in the movie... or so he says.

Vodstok 08-16-2006 04:58 AM

How big is he?


I'm 6' 2" and 220 lbs... really strong arms.. I bet i could smack his sour kraut eating ass back to the kaiser days...

The funny thing is, the fight would be loaded with bullet-time effects and have several shots of tits under water.

:)

newb 08-16-2006 05:29 AM

Nothing wrong with submersed boobies.

Vodstok 08-16-2006 05:34 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Nothing wrong with submersed boobies.
Normally, i would agree, but Boll managed to screw even that up in House of the Dead.


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