Sounds like my wife :)

Incredible house wife. All i have to do is bring home the paycheck, cook, and do the dishes (and take full care of the baby on weekends, which i love)

And Balls like the rock of Gibralter. i have seriously felt bad for some of the people who have been assholes to her. she is vicious :)

I'm a football coach.

You know what the say, those who can't do because assholes like to throw illegal blocks at people who were knocking the shit outta their quarterback all night teach.

WIFE=
Accountant
Financial Advisor
Food Inspector
Animal Care Provider
Day Care Provider
Dietician
Maid Services
24 hour avaliable Cook
First Aide Health Provider
Interpreter
Secretary
Peacemaker
Teacher
Wardrobe Expert
Task Master
* And anything To Be Added Later

No Pay except for Kisses and Hugs

Highly Recommended Job:D

Wife, mother, and pursuer of the elusive Business degree.

Yeah...Bree and I DO have a little bit in common...But...She's got bigger boobs :D

Hey, im the cook and peacemaker

Fortunately, we are currently doing well enough that Bree is getting paid in jewelery :)

It actually makes me very proud that i can do that for her. its not like it happens a lot, but we had fun last weekend :)

-24 hour avaliable Cook
-Animal Care Provider

I do that thank you very much.



-Secretary
-Teacher
-Wardrobe Expert

Those only take effect on special occasions.

Bree is definately the wardrobe expert... if im allwoed to dress myself, i end up with white socks with black shoes and my tie gets stuck in my ear. And i dont even wear a tie.

Elf-stretcher.

Hmmm....Not really getting paid for any of this at the moment, but hopefully will soon:

-Jewler
-Blacksmith
-Review Writer
-Writing a Book...And movie that I'm just starting on....If that counts
-Song Writer
-(Learning) Instruments (4)

Past things I've done...:

-Landscaping (Didn't like this at all)
-Tree Removal (Got cheated $280 bucks on paycheck)
-Construction Worker (My dad got out of this buisness)
-Water Purification (Read above)

Trying to think if theres anything else...I'll edit this if there is.