Also hate to point out that in the new version the scottish sounds scarily like american?? LOL:eek:

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that really he is a magician and his grand finale is to escape from the burning wicker that surrounds him

*magic style music*

now... ponder the thought... yup, I've cracked it! That's the twist :)

that the wickerman is really an angry and cheaply painted chair left out in the rain after a garage sale in which no one wanted to purchase it. . . now this discarded and ragged furniture wants REVENGE!

The songs that the people of the village broke out in weren't just bad music and the naked dancing wasn't just for fun... it was all masterful work by a town full of hypnotists. Our protagonist isn't burning alive, he's asleep in a bed being tortured until the end of his days in the very depths of his subconscience.

Well Ive never seen the original (though it seems Im the only one judging by the mass of spoilers being thrown around without warning:(), but the trailers for the remake look like shit.

It's definitely won't be as good as the original to all the people who saw it because we already know what is going to happen. It's tough to build suspense when we all already seen the original unless they change the plot somewhat. I can't bash Nicholas Cage because I think he is a pretty good actor.

I'll wait for the DVD. I'm so tired of all the remakes of like every movie. Sheesh!! But I did enjoy "The Hills have eyes".

yea though the poster looks pretty cool.

I just saw the trailer. It's rated PG-13.

Fuck this. What a fucking letdown.

Matthew Fox should've played the main character, so the trend of all the recent horror remakes starring people from Lost could continue