Cool eyes....does he drink white russians?

Or pay for quarts of milk with a check?

Nope. In fact, in a very unDudelike move, he peed on OUR carpet the first day we had him!

He peed on your fucking rug.

LEBOWSKI
It's funny. I can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. I've accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs. What. . . What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE
Dude.

LEBOWSKI
Huh?

DUDE
I don't know, sir.

LEBOWSKI
Is it. . . is it, being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

DUDE
Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

THAT was funny i was laughing all the way through.

really brought the room together.