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mufc_lad 07-11-2006 02:32 AM

Dracula 2000 deserves a mention

slasherman 07-11-2006 02:38 AM

May

Jacob Singer 07-11-2006 03:01 AM

Dagon

The Village (Not horror but sucks!!!)

House of the dead

Saw

The Ring (american remake)

urgeok 07-11-2006 05:05 AM

oi, you kids - you dont know from bad movies !


a night to dismember


makes everything else mentioned here look like criterion award winners.

noctuary 07-11-2006 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jacob Singer
Dagon

Them's fightin' words, Jacob. Anyway, some of the worst I've seen:

The Cave
Van Helsing
Slaughterhouse of the Rising Sun
Mortuary
Demonic Toys

hammerfan 07-11-2006 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
oi, you kids - you dont know from bad movies !


a night to dismember


makes everything else mentioned here look like criterion award winners.

Ever see 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil?

bwind22 07-11-2006 07:10 AM

House of the Dead wins. That is THE worst horror movie ever made.




Chopping Mall is pretty terrible as well.



Redneck Zombies is so bad it's a masterpiece.

mufc_lad 07-11-2006 07:16 AM

Well who is the worst actor you've seen in a QUALITY movie? Like Donnie Wahlberg in Saw II . He was crap.

urgeok 07-11-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hammerfan
Ever see 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil?

i did .. it is oscar material compared to 'a night to dismember'

let me explain a little :


the film was made by a female soft porn director back in the day.

the film is narrated as if it is a true crime story. the only little bit of dialogue is looped in by different actors giving it the look of a poorly dubbed foreign film.

the lighting is so dark you cant see anything thats happening. (this is the DVD .. not some old worn VHS)

the 'gore' looks like something i could do given 5 minutes notice and nothing but the contents of my fridge.

there is no story, there are no actors, there is no action ...

its 100% pure shit that some people have elevated to cult status for some god unknown reason.

its hands down the worst piece of shit ever commited to any medium..

everything mentioned so far is fucking brilliant compared to the movie i'm talking about.

hammerfan 07-11-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
i did .. it is oscar material compared to 'a night to dismember'

let me explain a little :


the film was made by a female soft porn director back in the day.

the film is narrated as if it is a true crime story. the only little bit of dialogue is looped in by different actors giving it the look of a poorly dubbed foreign film.

the lighting is so dark you cant see anything thats happening. (this is the DVD .. not some old worn VHS)

the 'gore' looks like something i could do given 5 minutes notice and nothing but the contents of my fridge.

there is no story, there are no actors, there is no action ...

its 100% pure shit that some people have elevated to cult status for some god unknown reason.

its hands down the worst piece of shit ever commited to any medium..

everything mentioned so far is fucking brilliant compared to the movie i'm talking about.


That makes me very curious to see it! LOL Not even the kind of bad movie where you can laugh at it, eh?


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