Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror.

Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. (https://www.horror.com/forum/index.php)
-   Horror.com General Forum (https://www.horror.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=2)
-   -   Bloodrayne Movies.... (https://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22231)

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
or do you know why daddy touches me:confused:
Yes, I do. He said mommy hasn't been riding him like Seabiscuit in awhile, and the priest down at the local church told him that boys were the next best thing to women (as if the virgin would know).

friday13thfan 05-15-2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Yes, I do. He said mommy hasn't been riding him like Seabiscuit in awhile, and the priest down at the local church told him that boys were the next best thing to women (as if the virgin would know).

maybe you should become a preist:p

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
maybe you should become a preist:p
I am a priest. Here's a porrtrait of me:


http://www.darkcults.homestead.com/files/preist_c2.gif

friday13thfan 05-15-2006 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
I am a priest. Here's a porrtrait of me:


http://www.darkcults.homestead.com/files/preist_c2.gif

so how are the boys... hey why not go for little girls instead:confused:

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
so how are the boys... hey why not go for little girls instead:confused:
Because then we'd be sued for rape, not molestation. And it hurts our reputation.

friday13thfan 05-15-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Because then we'd be sued for rape, not molestation. And it hurts our reputation.
this folks is why im atheist:D :D so.. whats better blondes or burnettes? what should i look for in an altar boy YJ.. tell me

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
this folks is why im atheist:D :D so.. whats better blondes or burnettes? what should i look for in an altar boy YJ.. tell me
First, age is everything. The younger, teh better! Secondly, they have to be blonde. You could just tell them that you're taking their temperature and that you left the thermometer in your pants.

newb 05-15-2006 05:56 PM

Damn....I wish people watch how they name these threads.......I thought Bloodrayne was giving out her "special home movies" again.

Yellow Jacket 05-15-2006 06:18 PM

How come the title of this thread is "Bloodrayne Movies"? There's only been one. Does this mean we're going to be having a sequel?


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:46 PM.