I never saw the blair witch project, but I'm pretty sure I'd run one way and not stop for the life of me. ;) :D

I LIKED "The Blair Witch Project" A LOT. That movie was messed up and honestly, I had trouble sleeping for two days after I saw it. It creeped me out something serious.

But it occurs to me that you could probably solve the problem of "The Blair Witch Project" by building a giant wall around the haunted forest and then filling it full of fifteen bazillion gallons of cement. Either that or put the camcorders into a bucket of cement, so that there's no footage.

Or burn the sh!t out of the forest and break up the pieces of the tape and put it into a bucket of gasoline and then once it burned out smash up the remains if there is any. :rolleyes:

but the tape wasn't haunted, that was The Ring

In that case I would've done it with the Ring also... I don't see how ahrd it can be to break up a .50 piece of plastic.

That wouldn't work... what we need to do is kill them, chop them up into tiny pieces, and have each piece guarded separately in a different state or country around the globe in top security facilities.

first, i apologize for taking this thread seriously - the pain in my abdomen is making me do silly silly things.

second, as a person who spends a great deal of time hiking in the wilderness let me say that the various suggestions for the lost hikers in blair witch are sensible but might not have worked - even if we agree it was not some supernatural entity making them lost - it is surprisingly easy for even an experienced hiker to get totally confused and start going in circles (trees, as many folks don't grasp if you don't spend much time in forests, tend to make circular patterns and our visual tendency is to follow the 'lines' created by trees; thus, we go in circles when lost).

third, i have always wondered why there is an aisle in wal mart for 'discount swimming pool cement' - now i know.

Now you guys are just being assholes. It isn't some impossible feet to get ahold of a cement truck and find someone with a pool or just digg a deep hole.

maybe you could fill your own asshole with cement and then when the killer attacks you could. . . hmm. . .wait, give me a minute. . .you could. . .

fart cement dust in their face? . . . hmm, that doesn't seem to be effective. . . wait, uhm, damn, i got nothing. .

oh, I know, YOU COULD SHIT BRICKS!