Many many thanks to all! It is hard to believe another year has passed and my arteries are a little more clogged, hair a little thinner, and 'member' a little more flacid.


The good news is for my birthday I think I got - - - a hernia. That's right! Lifting weights on Monday in the gym, pushed it a bit, and have had the distinct feeling that someone keeps kicking me in the nads ever since. Going to the doctor tomorrow to find out if I have really hurt myself.

Happy birthday to me (ouch)
Happy birthday to me (ouch)

SO - your birthday wishes are well and truly the nicest thing that has happened to me today!

holy crap..
most ppl get chocolates or flowers or some kinda bullshit like that..but ahhhhhhhhh no..you have to be different and go get ureself a hernia.

:D

Hope you get better soon zero..its ok..
all your tummy contents will fall onto the ground when they cut you open

Happybirthday you stupid monkey...

Happy Birhtday Zero!

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