You makey no sense, but then I'm easily confused. Try something new and be kind!

*rewinds*

OK, call me stupid, but I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. BE NICE if ya can.

I didn't call you stupid, I rewound

Arg! Humor me I don't get it! Stick your damn penis in my ear if ya have to just fucking explain!!!

oh, I plan on sticking my Penis in your ear

Well, goody, something to cure the boredom. But you still didn't explain what the fuck you're talking about.

Didn't think ya could. And yes, I responded to my own post, electronic masterbation.

I'm going to give you song lyrics from the Dead Milkmen. The song is called: The Bleach Boys. Everytime I'm bored, I listen to it. Download as soon as possible. I swear that the Dead Milkmen always have the cure for what ails ya.

Ahem...

The Bleach Boys:

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk
we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I had 26 friends in the beginning
but now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (repeats line several times)

Thanks! I shall seek out the Dead Milkmen, don't have any of there stuff yet, but it's fun collecting new things. :)