We could all be cock buddies! :D :p

It'll have to make do. As long as I don't have to wear it like a hoo-la hoop. Never could get the hang of those.

Cos you gotta know how to work it ghetto style:)

Does belly-dancing count? Not that I am any good at it. I WILL have lessons, though, just as soon as I pull the cash out my ass. I is broke.

well - - - as a person who injures himself all the time - often while drunk, occassionally while swinging from tree to tree -- i would say that i'm always aware of it . . . and that this awareness is usually immediate, the key is the sudden appearance of PAIN. . . so, I don't think I need a "day" to be aware of my many self injuries . . . nor, for that matter, could i up off that awareness to some specified day on the calendar. So, I'll take my self-injury awareness the good old fashion immediate "oh my fucking god that hurt" kind of way!

You'd have to wear mine around your hips. :p

Well thank God THAT stupid day is over and done with.

...I can finally start stabbing myself in the knee-caps again.

I've got a spiffy icepick you can borrow.

and the key, if i might be so bold, is to give the pick a little twist and wiggle each time as the point makes it deepest penetration - - - - ooo, i hate it when that happens

Or when the razor blade suddenly goes dull maximizing the agony. Ooo...nice.

:p