a random *returning space probe* hits in a cornfield.

A hillbilly comes out and aboards the ship. He gets an anla probe and returns to Earth. The next day, the news comes over and interviews the hillbilly. All of a sudden, the *returning space probe* returns again.

a hick in a big truck smacks into the probe and blows up 1/3rd of the planet.

Then, the Predator aboards the ship and starts kicking the alien's ass!

predator spontaneously combusts because i hate him, and he can never come back forever, and the aliens invade earth.

By this time a loose alliance between llama's, hockey masked killers and vamprats has formed. On seeing the aliens intent to subjugate earth they decide to take the battle to them by hijacking a NASA shuttle and destroying the aliens on their own turf.

Unfortunately, the alien home world is in another sector of the galaxy altogether. By the time the coalition returns victoriously from their campaign, the earth has changed in unimaginable ways...

50 percent of earths population is now GAY! the vamprats are horrified.

wow
 

Is 50 percent of the world's population really gay?

i dont think so. i really hope not. but thats what the aliens did to the planet... finish the story.