This little fuck shit kid named Mike Downie that spread a rumor throughout the entire high school that me and my best friend will were gay together. I will love the day I see him out of school.

Good thread Idea. Ill probobly have more later. I have alot of enemies.

This asshole at my job. I just got a new job, as my beloved (cough choke) pet store went out of business. This guy has been giving me a hard time ever since I started. He's one of those guys that tries to act totally hard and "gangsta." I want to knock his teeth out.

my docter recently prescribed this for me...and man does it work!

:rolleyes:

There's this one philpino guy in my chef class, about 19.
He's a smart-ass in general, and thinks he's funny. He also frequently acts like he doesn't/shouldn't have to participate, because he's a know-it-all on account of his parents having a catering business, which incidentally, he's NEVER expressed an interest in working with. He talks during information sessions, makes stupid jokes, he's generally disinterested and you can tell he's only there because his parents have shoved him into it.
He's also very condescending to the rest of the class, whenever sometime learns something new, he's like rolling his eyes, and talks about how they don't know shit.
He won't act this way around ME, but all the same, I'd like to cut him.

This serbian chick in our class who seems to think Cheebs is single.. Seems she doesn't actually know what the word "partner" means. I dont use the term "boyfriend". Ditched that years ago.
I will give it a few days then attack her from behind with my knife. hahhaah.

Right back at ya, killer.

These 2 fuks that I work with.

One is my bosses brother in law and the other is this other fuck that works next to him.

I'd like to sweep the leg and then punch the guy right in the throat.

Then kick the SOB until my toes are numb.

My boss has told me several times that he has had to fire technicians for fighting in the service department. Yes I know that jackass. I aint going to do it at work.

Funny how the bastard waits for me to leave work before he goes home.

I ll cut the fuker in the parking lot.

Note to self:Never,ever get on MTC's bad side.:D

I know, I know...it's not meant to be someone you'd never actually come into contact with, but...this skyhawk idiot who has yet to develope balls enough to say anything to anyone but me, up in here.
If reality allowed for the situation, I think I'd ask him to have a few free shots, just so I could laugh it off. then I'd like to punch him squarely in the nose, repeatedly...not too hard, just hard enough to cause small breakages, and a lot of pain. Then I'd like to take my super-sharp chefs knife, shove it through his tongue right down until it came out behind his chin, and then I think I'd saw the knifes way out of there, slash his face, arms and hands a little, and apply lemon juice liberally. Then I'd probably just watch him slip around in his own blood a little, and call the emergency services for the poor guy. After all, I'd never want to kill anyone, but this one, I would like to see hurting more than a little.

Stupid immature shit.

. . . or you could bake them a cake - a nice one with chocolate frosting and then maybe give them a little hug after they've had a slice and then say something like "hey, that's just for you being YOU"

of course, the whole leg sweep thing could work as well