I vote for taking off the blade and getting an old chainsaw from a garage sale or something. Once you fire up that old thing you should get enough noise and smoke to take any attention off the blade.

agreed...:p

no chain -no gas

wimps

Keep the chain on, grind the blades down, round off the rakers and there you go. Looks more realistic but still could hurt a bit (not like it would REALLY hurt you but you could get a nik or 2).

Sounds like a risk Im not willing to take. :D

Bah you'll be fine, the rounded rakers will keep the links from touching you but if they did the MOST they'd do is get a little skin caught between the links and give you a little rough cut or two heh.

*For legal reasons I do not condone the use of fully functioning chainsaws on the human body as injury may result.*

do not try this at home

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