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Haunted 12-07-2005 03:37 AM

Re: Re: Making a horror movie
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
http://staging.onenw.org/documentati...geek/nerds.jpg

"hmmmm we're $800,000 short"

What's up with the standing dude's neck? Did he grow up wearing those brass rings around his neck.

Oh, and if you're looking for money, prostitution is always an option. At least you don't pay taxes on the money you earn.

meetthecreeper 12-07-2005 06:53 AM

I am up for it. I dont come cheap though.

I usually get 20 million a film.

Have your people contact my people.






























Oh and I usually have some skank around to sniff my balls, to let me know when they start sweatin'.

IDrinkYourBlood 12-07-2005 01:42 PM

im just working on a 4000 dollar budget for my 20 minute short film. who needs 800,000 dollars to make a great scary movie.

Zero 12-07-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
who needs 800,000 dollars to make a great scary movie.
ME - uh, that is, just give me the $800,000 and I'll bring you your scary movie, swear to god, i just left it in the car . . . i'll just go get it and then i'll be right back. . . i swear

IDrinkYourBlood 12-07-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zero
ME - uh, that is, just give me the $800,000 and I'll bring you your scary movie, swear to god, i just left it in the car . . . i'll just go get it and then i'll be right back. . . i swear
haha yeah OK there buddy. Ill know ill just get a ten minute clip of you playing "puppet penis theater".

VampiricClown 12-07-2005 02:21 PM

:opens wallet: I have five bucks. I'll work on it though. I need enough money so I can buy a hummer and get some sort of brain implant so I can go to mars.

This wasn't a good place to post something like this. Notice when people welcome you to hell. Then decide if you should post.

stubbornforgey 12-07-2005 02:37 PM

'shakes her head'

use what resources you have on hand..
umm..computer for graphics..etc.
this day and age of technology..
you don't need a big bank roll...
heres a few hints..
don't over do it on the zombie blood gut n gory crap.

n for fucks sakes...

don't use your girlfreinds in the movie..


oh..don't take any notice of ppl who
criticise you for ure efforts..

theres bound to be others out there
who will help you..n good luck.


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