That would mean Tofu is a crumb.


and some of my wife's cooking

Thank you folks, newb will be here all night. Tip your waitresses!

Yes...i'm the Henny Youngman of HDC

My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…."

Take my wife, please!

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me!

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

I don't like salsa.

Oreo crumbs get stuck in your teeth and make your gums look black.

What's the difference between a crumb and a nugget?

That's what I thought this was going to be about :D

That career in stand up's gonna do well Newb hahaha!

Its all opinion based.. I dont believe there is a scientific definition of a crumb.

Now a branch is any apendage off of a tree trunk, a stick is any non primary branch that has been removed from a tree and a sliver is a piece of wood that is sharp enough to enter your skin w a sliding motion.

Who is Harry Crumb?

A crumb is a crumb when its easier to throw away then eat it.

well then everything is a crumb, unless there are no trashcans nearby. If there aren't any nearby, then nothing is a crumb