Who on earth checks their shitty bog roll before dropping it in the toilet?

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Pervert.

Farting is funny, though not in front of women.

As Eddie Murphy says, some need to "grade" others' farts by pausing to smell it before leaving the area at speed, looking disgusted.

It could be quite painful if you have your "Texas Longhorn" up her gas chamber when she lets it loose :eek:
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Yes....Farting is fucking funny..

I started one day when my mum and dad decide to have a farting competition.

I proudly fart now. Nothing wrong with it. I will always believe that if I keep it in its gonna hurt.
hahhahaa

do you actually check the paper u wipe ure ass with ...'snicker'
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
now thats just damned funny.

Damned disturbing...

Yet, arousing.

:eek:

Simply put....
 

In a direct answer to this question

1. Not on a first date
2. Not if someone pulls the blanket over my head
3. Not if it's really loud
4. Not if it's really smelly

^ other than that..its kool right? ? ?:p

you take all the fun out of life. . . damnit