It's actually a line out of a Gravediggaz song.

Here's another... (Doesn't pertain directly to a way of death, but it's a good line...)

Down through the corridor
Was old fat Ned
Scheming on a blowjob
from a crackhead.
He was like "Hey!
Want a piece little man?"
I was like "No!
I'm better off with my hand."

Actually, to add to that, you should put large quantities of laxatives in their food. :D