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bwind22 09-27-2005 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

I'd force every male aids victim in Africa to kill themselves. Sorry guys.

Why just the males and why just in Africa? WTF?

You got something against black guys or something?

ItsAlive75 09-27-2005 08:42 AM

Well I got another one now.

I want people who ride bikes to get off and walk them when they pass me. I'm sick of hearing, "On your left!" behind me and then gettin' confused and walking to my left so the biker has to swerve and curse at me.

Next time they ride by me I'm just gonna throw my bag at the spokes.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 09-27-2005 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by bwind22
Why just the males and why just in Africa? WTF?

You got something against black guys or something?

I'd be saving lives in the long run. They're notoriously misinformed about the disease and gang rape virgins (not excluding babies, as long as they're young) in order to cleanse themselves of it. I know that not all african 's with aids are dangerous, but this is not a serious thread and besides, I don't have time to profile the continent.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 09-27-2005 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well I got another one now.

I want people who ride bikes to get off and walk them when they pass me. I'm sick of hearing, "On your left!" behind me and then gettin' confused and walking to my left so the biker has to swerve and curse at me.

Next time they ride by me I'm just gonna throw my bag at the spokes.

errg, what about car drivers that honk at you when they pass??? I think that pisses me off more than anything in this world.

Seriously, that's my life pet peeve.

ItsAlive75 09-27-2005 08:48 AM

Oh, and I want to force the Killian's Irish Red brewing company to open up a factory next to my apartment and have an underground tunnel I could navigate to get there.

Ooh, and put asbestos in the tunnel... I want asbestos.

bwind22 09-27-2005 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'd be saving lives in the long run. They're notoriously misinformed about the disease and gang rape virgins (not excluding babies, as long as they're young) in order to cleanse themselves of it. I know that not all african 's with aids are dangerous, but this is not a serious thread and besides, I don't have time to profile the country.


Because this isn't an African aids debate thread, I'm just gonna let this one go.



Maybe it'd just be easier to kill all the virgins. ...Or deflower them. That would solve the problem too.

ItsAlive75 09-27-2005 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
errg, what about car drivers that honk at you when they pass???
That's why you keep a bag of wet garbage in your car to hurl at them if they do.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 09-27-2005 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oh, and I want to force the Killian's Irish Red brewing company to open up a factory next to my apartment and have an underground tunnel I could navigate to get there.

Ooh, and put asbestos in the tunnel... I want asbestos.

Whaaa? What happenened to the Coors lite obsession?

ItsAlive75 09-27-2005 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Whaaa? What happenened to the Coors lite obsession?
They're both brewed in Colorado. That's all I care about.:D

X¤MurderDoll¤X 09-27-2005 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
That's why you keep a bag of wet garbage in your car to hurl at them if they do.
I mean when you're walking. I need a bazooka or something.


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