I masturbate whilest listening to the Jurassic park soundtrack and drive with one Knee, wearing 3D glasses and shouting Office Space quotes at the passerbys

So you get arrested a lot, huh?

Nah.... cops are so damn stupefied that they just tell me to put on some pants and be on my way

What do you do once you get out of the drive way though? ;)

Rides his bike on the side of the road so the cars can get by.

Oh well..... I uhmmm just sing to my CDs

I just returned today from a long drive...5 hours north, and the same five hours back...I fucking HATE that drive..

But...It's a hell of a lot better than the 16 hours we gotta drive to get to Houston...I'm REALLY glad that I don't have to do THAT one anymore

I don't do too well with long drives. If I'm the one driving, I tend to get that highway hypnosis thing, especially at night. As long as I'm with someone else that I can trade off with, I'm fine though. The best time-killer for me is to read. A lot of people get motion sickness when reading in a car though...