LoL!

Thanks. My mom says Im one in a million, or at leasts thats what she's hoping.

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(homer simpson voice) Mmmmm honey barbeque......::drools::

Here ya go.

And you´re welcome.

Hahahaaha! That is EXACTLY what I look like around honey barbeque sauce... mmm.....

And that second picture is frightening. Theres no need for that....

I think it´s funny as hell. :D

Hey Biomech, do you know that guy who walks around the mall in front of the Barnes & Noble trying to sell fake leather wallets? He comes up to me and he's all, "Hey want a wallet?" and I'm all "What do you think?" Then he just stares at me, like I'm gonna tell him what the answer is so I just go all, "Yeah EXACTLY". He wasn't ready for that shit.

...God, I fuckin' hate that guy. Tell him I'm looking for him.

shit! I can't drink anything when I read your posts,I just about choke.I'm trying not to laugh.you suck:D

Good thing I'm funny, cuz I have nothing interesting to say.